Deposit narratives, not just coins
Pick a thesis – “AI coins go parabolic”, “BTC chops”, “DeFi wakes up”. The agent bundles it into a vault supported by multiple markets.
THE ONCHAIN BANK OF PREDICTION MARKETS
Park your degenerate theses in neat prediction vaults.
PolyBank is an AI-powered prediction bank: the agent opens, prices and rebalances markets, while you just decide how much hopium to deposit.
Each vault is a tiny onchain desk:
- AI agent watches orderflow and social feeds, nudging odds like a robotic market maker.
- Deposits become liquidity for multiple yes/no markets per thesis.
- Withdraws whenever — PolyBank doesn’t do locked doors, just probabilistic regret.
How PolyBank mints its edge
Agent adjusts odds in real-time
Feed is onchain activity + prediction flow + social noise. Odds drift gently instead of jumping like a panic chart.
All bets hit the same balance sheet
Liquidity is shared across related markets, so degen side bets still reinforce the main line.
Resolves on-chain, receipts forever
Outcomes write to the ledger; your ego writes the tweet. Both are immutable.
Vault-level risk controls
Overheated odds trigger auto-spread widener, cooling markets before they melt down.
Re-run your favorite ponzi
Old vaults can be cloned as “mirror seasons” when the same narrative comes back in a new jacket.
polybank ai teller
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press “query vault” to hear what the bank thinks about your next bad idea.
Outputs are entertainment only. Losses are very, very real.